Starting a blog: a low content garbagepost!

So I was sitting in my apartment watching North by Northwest the other day and I thought "holy shit I watch a lot of movies what the fuck." Then I realized that I'd just cursed twice to no one and I thought "rude." It was at that moment that I understood how terrible every movie is. Every movie is a bad movie. Learn it. Love it.

At any rate, here I am. Glenn Beckett. The product of boredom, ire, urbanity, and good looks. The concept is simple. I liked watching movies. I watched a lot of them. Now I hate them. Also I'm a masochist. It's sort of like 12 Angry Men except there's only one of me and no one is innocent.

Will I review movies I hate?

Yes. I will hate them.

Will I review movies I like?

Yes, and you will like them, too. It'll be an emperor's new clothes situation in that either you'll like them or literally everyone will see you parading about stark naked. That metaphor doesn't work at all.

How often will I update?

Ideally I will update whenever I have time. You can't confine this beast to a schedule, son; I know no bounds. Click the follow button or whatever.